dear john, is an advanced love letter generating software.
dear john, uses ABSML coding language to insert text into sentence templates which can be outputted as a love letter or a 'its not you, it me' letter. The user submits 10 keywords into a form. dear john, will write 2 to 4 paragraphs using the most romantic or indirect 'sorry its over' language as possible. The end result is similar to a well written love letter or break up letter you'd expect after numerous clueless painful dates or really good lays.
dear john, was created in response to the sudden onset of the 'romantically handicapped' in my generation. After numerous bad dates and 'romance is dead' attitudes, I realized it isn't 'romance is dead' rather its 'romance takes effort (that we don't want to have time for)'.
dear john, is a work in progress, launching in 2009.